I dunno about ugly but I love me a short king. They ARE good in bed.

Sometimes the internet is a wonderful place for curious nerds like me. I was following this mystery and am thrilled it was solved. Hey, I take what pleasure I can.

We should do this for all the rapists. It would be a long list but still...

It looks like you’re going to be the stay-at-home parent for a while, then!

Willem Dafoe.

I also feel like the gangly/bony types (whether short or tall) also tend to have big dicks.

‘An anonymous male juror later went on Good Morning America and chastised Heard for her “crocodile tears,” and said Heard and Depp were “both abusive to each other.”’

I’m so sorry. I hope your treatments go well elsewhere. I had a wonderful OB/GYN and obstetric nurse at Touro in New Orleans and had a great experience giving birth to my son there. It’s a travesty.

My paternal grandmother died of an ectopic pregnancy in the old country. One reason my parents immigrated to the US was to take advantage of the benefits of a “developed” country.

I just realized I’ve only read Moshfegh’s books in summer while on holiday. How Gen X of me...

It’s great fun. Martin Short is adorable.

‘Emmett also blamed an associate for the death of his goldfish, texting, “Don’t care. I told you to get doctor ... and now my fish is dead.”’

That’s insulting to bowel movements everywhere.

It’s time to out the people who reported her. Let’s scrutinize their choices instead.

Was this comment necessary? I’m not in the target demographic of this article and I found the writing lovely.

He can fuck well. I’m sure of it. So can Pete Davidson.

Same. I started dating again in my late 30s and quickly realized I had aged out of my own age group. Haha. So I started dating younger too.

To be fair, I don’t think she ever claimed to be a raw foodist entirely. The restaurant served food like that and I think for once in a while, it’s a cool concept.

“J.K. Rowling re-announced her displeasure with TERFs”

Can we just ignore anything Trump says on the matter? He’s utterly irrelevant.