This is my favorite article of the year.  Bravo.  Bravo.

you misspelled ‘hilarious.’

Why would anybody care how it reviews?  The publisher cares how it sells and players have learned not to trust reviews.

Too late, already sold it.  Might have kept it longer if I thought there would be new ships.

What wonderful world do you live in where rich people go to prison??

No thank you.  AC has already been sullied on film.

Nice to see one of my favorite arcade games, home ports, and anime series (not to mention manga) get some love!

Culture is offensive.  Got it.

I love the idea of co-op, and I love their free approach, but I was yearning for more realistic scenarios instead of Ni-Oh 2 1/2.

“he never condemns Joe for fighting to keep millions of Black people enslaved even though it’s shown that he finds slavery to be abhorrent.”

I would welcome that too!  I enjoy a shorter, more concise story, than the 100+ hour epics, like Odyssey, where I forget what I’m even doing.  Me and a friend played all of the original Mirror’s Edge one saturday afternoon.  Took 6 1/2 hours and it was grand.  Left me with a much better impression than the remake,…

Are they meaningless? These are the player scores. Surely some are from angry people who haven;t played the game, but why are they angry?

1) Being behind the wheel makes it a DUI, hence the backup

Isn’t this person trans-deer?

Whee, holographic rapist!

This choice dooms us to 4 more years.

“I first became aware of Heather’s transcendent brand of games criticism”

Why would anyone believe that hackers can steal a nearly complete dev build and concoct a wild story about entirely believable crunch-horror stories instead of just say “BoOm, L33t SkIlLz, NibBa!”

Are we going to try to make this an issue now?  Because I can’t think of anybody who has an issue with female Vikings.  Maybe somewhere on 4chan you can find a tween who will give you the soundbyte you need to try to make this an issue.

lol  Sure.