The fact is, Charles never should have married Diana in the first place. They barely knew each other and he was in love with another woman. That Elizabeth undoubtedly insisted that Camilla was an “improper” choice probably has fueled a lot of his current anger-- “I did the ‘right’ thing and you let that moron do as he…

It’s utterly ridiculous that it took a crap interview to have Andrew stripped of his royal duties. It should’ve happened after he thought hanging out with a convicted sex offender was nbd. 

It sounds like you’re not watching The Crown which explores these questions pretty thoroughly.

The queen’s cousin, Prince Michael of Kent, could be a triplet to these 2.

To me, the most interesting aspect of this has been the coverage in the typical pro-Royal papers like the DM and the Telegraph.

But most significantly, Huffman apologised because she pled guilty. Aunt Becky can’t apologise for something she’s pleading not guilty to.

Emma Thompson realizes that shitty Christmas movies are a never-ending revenue stream.

Emma Thompson CREATED this mess. She wrote it, and is also a producer as well as starring in it. It’s all her fault!

If I was Felicity I would have avoided that call too, her career is still salvageable, mostly because she actually has talent and is an actual actress, it also helps her crime wasn’t as extreme. 

It sounds so silly that the prosecutor says he will “probably” ask for more jail time for Lori Loughlin than for Felicity Huffman. Huffman’s crime was a much lesser offense, and she stepped forward and pleaded guilty immediately.

but if I recall correctly, ginger-ism is deeply frowned upon across the pond. I’m not sure why that’s the deal

Ronan Farrow has position, power, money, fame, and resources... and he still BARELY got the news of a verifiable monster out to the public.  It’s chilling to consider how many Weinsteins are out there who are not being chased by a journalist in a position to catch them.

“I’m always super surprised by people married to predators who don’t seem to realize it. How much interalized misogyny must someone have before they accept some behaviour is beyond the pale.”

Oh yes, Georgina, please go on about how you had no idea your husband was an asshole and how you didn’t know that he was bullying actresses into wearing your shit and how you were clueless about how he’d made wearing your fashion line a contractual requirement.

What the hell is wrong with you?

“ I didn’t know you could even still get scrunchies!”

That’s a good one. I’ve done a variation. “I love that! Is that vintage? Oh, I thought it was from the 1990s or something. I loved the 90s, didn’t you? I mean obviously you do...”

The residential elevator is my preferred performance spot.

Long story short: I successfully got her in trouble (suspended) for a petty middle school crime that she tried to frame me for. Ended the friendship dramatically at lunch when she lied once again about the crime.

Being featured in Pissing Contest is legitimately the high point of my week.