… which means nobody learned a gotdamn thing ~signed Gen X’er

Speaking as a parent, I hope her parents are collapsing from pride every 15 seconds or so. Speaking as a human being, Yes. Just yes.

At the very least, I need Robert De Niro’s son to fall in love with Mickey Rourke’s daughter or vice versa.

I had to struggle with this with my partner - I’d been through it myself, alone, and was determined he wouldn’t face that. I had to fight him, his doctor, his family, a psychologist, and some of his friends, but finally got a specialist dietitian who was like “yep, orthorexia, send him to a different doctor because…

The lady in the middle of the header pic is not sporting a bob at all.

Doesn’t she know how to text a friend instead of posting it on social media?

Yes, if you’re over 6 foot (or even near it) and female you hear shit about it ALL THE TIME.  This isn’t some contrived scenario for a teen rom-com.

Honestly? I think Tom Cruise is such a carefully programmed robot that he would just laugh it off with a big laugh, make a pithy joke about Zac Effron being 5'8, and quietly whisper to the interviewer that he’ll murder everyone he’s ever loved if they bring it up again. 

Do you remember high school? Anything that made you different made you a target. It gets better, but those four years can be hell for anyone who doesn’t fit in.

it’s hard to believe anyone would mercilessly bully this extremely beautiful girl who wears her hair in a ponytail (gasp) and doesn’t wear makeup (double gasp).

Here’s my essay: I also was friends/roommates with a magnetic pathological liar for several years. It was bad and shitty. When I was 23 I told her I was moving out and that she should get therapy because no one could trust a damn thing she said. Last I heard she had a kid and I felt sorry for it. The end.

I spent all of A Secret History waiting for some magical plot line, like maybe they were all really ancient Romans...still waiting.

That and also no one really cares if some celeb gives a vacuous opinion on current affairs.

I feel bad for her. She can’t help it if her father is the devil incarnate. 

The line about Tiffany was an add on by an assistant before he tweeted. Who knows her better, a stranger or daddy? 

Yeah, I mean why don’t we just exterminate them?

Seconding Flaments. Severely restricting your diet from age 7 to the point where nutritional deficiencies blind and deafen you is not a “stupid choice”, it’s a fucking eating disorder.  Choose empathy, mate.

Honestly? Probably something ridiculously minor. You say nuking Greenland and buying hurricanes is a big deal, but we’re talking about fucking Trump here. He doesn’t care about that. She probably told someone what brand of bronzer he uses and THAT IS OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

Margaret Qualley is fantastic in OUATIH! She was also very good as Ann Reinking in Fosse/Verdon.

In about three years the streaming services will be accessible through a streaming service streaming service that aggregates them all. Nobody will learn anything.