Ha! Fat chance getting him to cook! Ended up doing an omelette, which was quite tasty. But next week I will make pancakes with nutella for sure!

Hmm made me hungry! (It’s 8am here). I made a caprese salad for breakfast yesterday with homegrown tomatoes and basil and olive oil. Warmed sone ciabatta in the oven. Delicious.

Can anyone suggest a really good podcast? Atm im obsessed with ‘you must remember this’.

No dickhead Humbert (you know the child abuser) is the mother fuckin demon in Lolita. Nabokov is probably rolling in his grave.

You need a better class of friend.

Can’t edit - about Irish unity!

The EU is categorically NOT a federation.

Pretty sure they will take that long. This is all new and untested.

Negotiations to leave must take 2 years max.

Even the Sinn Fein has been making noises about Irish lawyer.

As an EU National I am truly scared for the future of Europe. I literally can’t believe it.

Gove and his wife are vampires.

I give it a week....

Sturgeon will probably call a referendum soon enough. I’m not from the UK but from an Eu state and I am truly frightened

My thoughts with all the ex-pats in EU states and foreigners living in the UK not knowing whether they will be asked to leave their homes.

Did Jordan Chandler claim that he was raped? Because otherwise, the fact that he didn’t know what MJ’s penis looked like, doesn’t immediately negate that some sort of abuse went down.

Excuse my bafflement but it was 4am my time so I was in that weird place between being awake and being half asleep.

Just horrid.

Ok not as horrible as I thought but still pretty fucking horrible.

How can one cook without using onions? They're literally in nearly every dish.