I declare this delightful!

Can’t hate....they brought a lot of money to an economically depressed area.

But if Mad Men taught me anything is that the effects of smoking were already well known at the time. So yeah, I think it’s valid to criticize her decision and her subsequent pearl clutching...

Doesn’t everyone wear a tiara whilst travelling?

Thank you. In the grand scheme of things it’s nothing. But still.

Ugh I had a horrible evening. What a waste of a Saturday evening.

Onion powder is the 9th listed ingredient so it’s practically a health food

Where her teeth and nose still in their place after that comment? Cause I would have punched her (as you can infer I’m vain).

I’ve sometimes asked myself the question of what do stars who change their names call themselves privately? Their birth name or the assumed one?

Like ever in their lives? What kind of monsters are they?!?

Green peppers can suck it. Don’t they make people burpy? They sure affect me in that way.

I wanted them to fuck at that point.

The description got me yawning. It may also be because I dislike Franzen.

Couldn’t someone get her a dress or something?!? Poor panda!

Yeah that was pretty much my friend’s reaction.

Getting drunk watching the Six Nations Rugby match, whilst trying not to care that the guy I’m dating (it’s been over 3 months so I don’t think it’s that unreasonable on my end) didn’t deign to ask me whether I wanted to meet.

Hey Jezzies, I’m going to be in the NYC, New Orleans and Vegas soon. Can anyone suggest favorite places to eat? Doesn’t have to be fancy places...

What a lovely story! Thanks for sharing!

I regularly laugh during sex....I mean sometimes your mind drifts and you remember funny things, and you have to laugh (and tell sex partner about said funny thing). Especially when you’re still warming up a bit, so you’re not immediately in the sex mind blank zone. Or when you get ticklish during...

How can you be with someone for six years and only hear him fart once? Don’t people fart in bed? Am I and my ex extra gassy? Who knows.