I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…

I’m going to try to follow Katy Perry’s remarkable grace right now, though my thoughts about Trump’s evil and ignorant tweet are much darker.

I don’t completely know why, but hearing Michelle say “my happiness was up to me” was something I really needed to hear today.

I once saw a man shit into a cardboard box while waiting for the L train. I now consider that the second most offensive thing I’ve ever seen in the subway.

had been suspended because he placed “his hands on a young woman.”

Folks. Literally writing from the original Banana Republic. This is what a dictatorship looks like.

Ever wonder why Maggie Haberman made such a big deal out of defending Sarah Huckabee Sanders earlier this year? Ever wonder why Chuck Todd pisses his pants at the prospect of confronting anyone from that administration?

Enjoy the post-midterm descent into lunacy.

Yesterday went really well for a lot of progressives but I’m having a hard time enjoying the victories when the losses look like this.

I realized the other day that I don’t know any of her songs. Up until this week, I thought Bang Bang was her track but then I realized she just guest featured and all the impressive singing is Jessie J.

This song makes me feel like an old because I don’t understand why her diction is so bad or how it works that she’s releasing some random track that not on any album. How does music work now?

Nope, around these parts, he’s the unanimous K in the Action Chris F/M/K.

My dad used to be his paperboy. He always said Rogers was exactly as great in real life as he was on TV. He would come out and chat when he could, talked my dad through his first heartbreak, tipped really well... Just an all around amazing guy, apparently. 

Point of nuance: Our society and the Republican Party and America writ large was already infected.

I hope I’m wrong here. (I’m not wrong.)

Just spitballing here, but I’m guessing that the usual voices from the other side will say that it is actually the media and the democrats that are creating this toxic and partisan environment by criticizing the president, and not the other way around.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

I can’t stop laughing at MUST BE CHANDED

“As authorities continue to investigate the person behind the explosive devices sent to Democrats and CNN’s New York office, Republicans are quick to label Trump as the true victim.”

MUST BE CHANDED, but I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency.