I wouldn’t be surprised if all those things were already present. Ugh.

I was thinking the opposite. Orange drink in tacky gold plated glasses

Um, to be fair, serving high end champagne in McDonald’s glasses would be awesome!

And the dildo will be vastly more reliable. Trust.

You could also invest in a smaller dildo. Like you can do both.

The only way I can see this dumpster fire working is if they turn the film on its head and make it from the Heathers’ point of view.

Oh no, I HAVE actually seen the movie many times. Did you watch the trailer? It did the movie no justice

Well, women’s rights aren’t men’s rights so they are by nature trivial and auxiliary. Women’s bodies aren’t men’s bodies (but they might be CARRYING a man’s body!) so they are by nature expendable. Isn’t that how these things work?

It’s so fucking predictable too. Put an article about income inequality or breaking up the banks on a leftist site and it gets tons of comments and interest. Put one up about women’s or POC rights and it’s crickets. Sometimes I just want to tell some of these leftists to become a full blown white supremacist and make…

I wanted to make a sarcastic joke but I just can’t. Fuck the pro birthers and those who don’t see reproductive freedom as a major fucking issue.

Remind me again about how women’s rights are playing identity politics and they’re a distraction?

I think they meant the style of the trailer, not Heathers itself. Watching the trailer made me have flashbacks to middle/high school when a teacher would have us watch something they had recorded off TV 10+ years earlier. Watching the commercials always brought on huge laughs, because the style was so different than…

“The original show was fighting for tolerance; our fight is for acceptance,”...

Why stop at celebration? I will not tolerate acceptance nor accept celebration. I demand reverence. Join me and we shall be goddesses/gods.

I mean, you have to start somewhere.

I just didn’t think the straight guys made much of an effort. If the show had chosen men who were trying hard and just needed lessons/help, OK. But instead it focused on total schlubs who didn’t bother to do the basic adult things (clean the bathroom, have a grown-up apartment, etc) because they had had someone take…

I mean, that may be true, but that salmon and avocado dish looked pretty scrumptious.

Do you think Ted Allen sometimes looks around at his empire of food-based television and says to himself, “Can you imagine I built this off of telling dumb bros how to cook a single decent recipe in a desperate attempt to impress their loved ones?”

I take issue with both “tolerance” and “acceptance.” I want to be celebrated. And if you can’t celebrate me, then I will find somebody who will.

I was prepared to hate this, but I liked the trailer.