My go-to was always “I don’t give my number out but I’ll take yours and text you tomorrow.” And then never did.

She must have gotten overwhelmed from all of the color last week.

wow.

Lol my dad has never told me that and never will. And it’s not that we don’t get along, but that he has never been able to express any strong emotion.

I understand the impulse to feel like this and you are not alone.

WHAT is that butt? Does someone’s ass look like this? Honestly? Who formed this mannequin? Why are the cheeks so pointy?

I try to have most of my christmas shopping done before Thanksgiving, if not Halloween, for this exact reason. I can’t just blow that much money in one month, I need to spread it out.

Yeah, this. Her transition to bland pop gobbledygook happened a solid decade before she met Blake Shelton. “Rock Steady”, which I now cannot believe was 15 years ago, was already a far cry from No Doubt’s 90s output:

Luckily I never met him so I have no idea, but I’ll go with yes.

I was friends with a girl who had dated David Blaine. The only thing I ever heard about it was that he was an annoying creep who wouldn’t leave her alone. So this tracks.

I agree with you. While certainly there were people who knew and enabled this behavior, I’m not comfortable with labeling every single employee a liar. I work for a company with something like 80,000 employees and am so far removed from the upper echelon that I will likely never meet a single person in the “C Suite”…

This addition was not really an improvement.

The way I feel about this gif is actually perfectly displayed on her face in this gif.

It seems as though on October 3, 2017, after only 7 shows, Megyn Kelly’s wardrobe stylist decided that nothing fucking matters anymore.

• Dan Buettner said, “It’s very hard to be happy if you have chronic pain, or are depressed, or watch the wrong morning show.”

I starred this for how disgusted it made me feel.

Honestly, we know better than to expect him to know that he’s the President. He’s a god damned idiot - of COURSE he has no idea.

I actually really enjoy this pallete. A little too dark and drab for me as we get toward the second half (the khaki color 5th from the bottom is yuck), but overall it satisfies me.

I 100% agree. I worked with a woman who was very “touch-y”. She loved hugs and touching your arm (I can be ok with a hug if there’s something specific we’re hugging about, I guess, but the arm touching apropos of nothing really bothers me). Pretty early into our relationship I flat out told her that I don’t like being…

So basically Ben Affleck IS Shannon Hamilton from Fashionable Male? Who would have seen that coming.