By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

Yeah fuck this nonsense. When people say there’s no point to owning DVD sets anymore because “everything is on Netflix” — THIS is the point. God damn it.

He’s probably so thrilled about these hurricanes that are obfuscating what would otherwise be big news stories.

My boyfriend has chronic pain and humiliating is the right word when it comes to trying to get his prescriptions filled. One time he lost an entire bottle on the plane and the pharmacy refused a refill because he could be lying. He was afraid to ask his doctor because he didn’t want to have a bad reputation as a…

I can agree that Scarlet’s Walk is the last solid album, but for me it’s nowhere near the quality of her 90s output and for that reason I tend to categorize it in the “when Tori started becoming bad” section instead of “the last time Tori was good”. I will admit it is a very fine line. There are some songs that I…

Always and forever

This is how I’ve felt about every single Tori Amos album since maybe 1998. For all of their faults and meh reviews, I always buy them. Even if I don’t particularly like them myself. It’s like an illness.

Huh. I don’t know my first scent memory. I wonder what that says about me as a potential employee.

High heeled flip flops were a Thing in the early 2000s and I wore the shit out of them. For people who ordinarily can’t wear strappy sandal heels because their troll feet are too wide and their toes stick out between the straps, this trend is a miracle. I eagerly welcome their return.

Thank you for sharing this insight!

that holiday special where they are locked in the cabin with the cast of Fraggle Rock.

I think if looking at pictures can help you make sense of your life, more power to you (actually I feel this way about many things, including astrology... if it helps you in some way and doesn’t hurt anyone, good for you, doesn’t bother me) . A woman I know gave me a reading over new year’s and underneath the…

This just reminded me, once I went on a date with a guy and he told me he got paid to do astrology readings for people but he’d do mine for free because I was so interesting. Okay. So I told him my birthday and he proceeded to tell me that people will think they like who I “seem to be” but once they get to know me…

I got my “crystals” read once. The woman looked at my palm (...there were no crystals) and told me I had a powerful aura. She told me I would marry my boyfriend at the time, get a job in the degree I was pursuing, and have a big family. She was obviously bored as fuck and barely looked at me while she intoned this…

Uh, no. Not having it. I am one of those people who is still irritated that the Franklin Mint put out commemorative 9/11 coins approximately 3 weeks after it happened. Fuck people for trying to make sweet cash off a horrific tragedy. And a hearty fuck you to the President for using 9/11 as a political ploy/reason to…

Wow I would legitimately buy all of this.

It’s not basic if you like it regardless of whether it’s trendy. That’s my position. I liked rainbow hair when I was 5. Give me a medal.

I did this a solid decade ago (for amusement more than anything, I don’t make decisions based on the stars), so nah it’s not new.

Unicorn is already a Thing, so if this one wins I will be disappointed in our collective obviousness.

Same. Easily my #1 beauty icon by a long shot.