Is this sarcasm? Are you criticizing my lifestyle?

No argument from me. I don’t feel comfortable criticizing her for being a very young-looking 24 year old (women are constantly put down because they don’t fit our perfect ideal of what age they should look), but the overall effect is creepy.

This is the only reasonable answer. But I don’t expect this scenario to have anything reasonable about it, so the name probably IS “Sir Carter Carter”.

I thought maybe she was running away and is having car troubles? And why is the photography so bad? It looks like someone photoshopped that car onto the background, and then Selena on top.

Holy shit that album cover is atrocious

I was baffled by features that spent hundreds of words deconstructing Joan Osbourne’s 1995 hit “What If God Was One of Us.”

Jeffery Lord is the worst by far, holed up in his basement decorated with Reagan posters. Jack is just a big dumb dumb, and Kayleigh seems embarrassed by some of the things she has to say. But Jeffrey is a true believer and it’s honestly disturbing.

I vividly remember THESE specific pages. 1994-1997 were my Seventeen subscription years. I used to read each issue obsessively, multiple times per month, so of course I have the content memorized. I even loved reading the back section with its advertisements for Sweet Georgia Brown nail polish. Actually, this has just…

The W.H. is functioning perfectly, focused on HealthCare, Tax Cuts/Reform & many other things. I have very little time for watching T.V.

I even immediately started writing about how obviously the big story here is that Kim Kardashian is wearing a flower crown from Hobby Lobby. There’s a lesson in this somewhere.

Everything has to be a conspiracy theory. Because it makes tons of sense that she would go to the trouble of lying about purchasing candy and then buying a new table to discredit the cocaine rumor within 24 hours(?), instead of just... people misinterpreting what they saw on an internet video.

Okay so for some inexplicable reason, I elected to watch the snapchat about Kim’s marble countertop, and my main concern was the plastic flower thing on her head. Then I realized it’s a sticker or a filter or whatever the fuck and now I just feel like an old ass moron.

ME. NO-AD PABA FREE.

Ah yes, Brandless(tm), the distinctive brand focused on not being a brand.

This is 100% true.

I don’t know but I love this feature (the Jezebel-snarks-at-David-Brooks feature) more than almost anything else on here.

I went to prom a few years in a row because I was v. popular (I was not). The dress I wore as a junior & senior was this swishy beaded dark red and purple thing that I wish still fit me. My dress for sophomore year, though, was a full on wedding dress. I got it at David’s Bridal and it was white and poofy and YET I…

Actually my biggest regret about prom is not wearing more sequins.

My prom dress (2001) was in the same vein as Rose’s dress, except it was sleeveless and didn’t have the ruffles. I honestly would still wear it today, if I could wrangle it to fit over my ass.

I am very enthusiastic about people re-homing their pets if that’s what they feel is right for their family. We’re not talking about dumping a dog off at the side of the road, we’re talking about finding a person better suited to care for this particular animal. Not all dogs mesh with all people.