This is simultaneously creeping me out and making me hungry.

You’re a monster

I agree with this. Real frosting is incredibly delicious. Most store-bought buttercream style frostings are nasty and I scrape mine off almost entirely. Why is there so much?!

Uh. I would eat this in a flash.

Thank you for being a voice of reason in this debate. I don’t even know if you are team pie or cake, but facts are facts: pie crust is hard to get right, and bad pie crust will ruin a pie. #teamcake, because I can trust a cake. Even bad cake tastes like cake. Bad pie tastes like sadness.

This is a fair point, and I love apple pie, but I have had MANY mediocre/bad ones. You say it is not “that hard” to make, which, ingredients-wise I can agree, but I am steadfast in my belief that pies, particularly pie crusts, are easy to get very wrong. For example, all pie crusts are inferior my pie crust. Over on…

YOU’RE A PIE BULLY

DISSENTER

Sprinkles is hands down the best of the cupcakeries. Their chocolate peanut butter is delicious.

This was great, thank you for posting!

I always thought I was a decent at spelling but definitely didn’t know that ”definately” was not a word until college.

I have to figure out how to stop them from popping up on my phone as notifications

Ugh you’re right and I know it

My company does this if you reach the “vice president” level. It’s worded the exact way, that you’ve been awarded the discretion to take your vacation as you see fit. Which ultimately means no one takes vacation at that level, or if they do, it has to be like some stunning reason like a 3 week trip to Australia. Not…

I feel this. All I can do is a staycation and most of the time it ends with me giving up and working anyway because people know I’m not at the beach so no one feels bad about calling. I mean yeah, they say they feel bad, but they’re still calling about non-urgent matters, so...

This bullshit is common in Admissions - based purely on my knowing someone else who worked for a Dean of Admissions and had the same rules.

Oh boy. I let 2 weeks go to waste last year because I just felt like I wouldn’t get all of my work done and couldn’t “find the time” (even though it’s flat out given to me as a benefit). And our policy is a use-it-or-lose-it type, so I don’t get payouts at the end of the year for not taking time off. I’m allotted 4…

I mean he honestly looks 43, maybe 44 in this photo. It’s jarring.

A box set of books written by MLK

I literally burst out laughing when I read that. “Here’s a set of fancy books”, “Here’s a letter I wrote about how your beliefs are idiotic”.