I live in Georgia’s 6th and am still optimistic about Ossoff. He’ll either win or make the run-offs (probably the latter but 42% isn’t insignificant) and both of those are positive. Yeah, he’ll face stronger and united GOP opposition in June (ps the Republican vs Republican ads on TV right now are hilarious), but…

There’s something about men’s names that really tickle my fancy as dogs’ names. Like Gary. Bruce. Howard. My dog’s name is Bjorn.

Congratulations! I can’t talk you down, because I love pups. There will undoubtedly be some annoying bits to deal with, but the joy of dogs will more than make up for it. I’m excited for you!

I can’t decide which one is most likely to kill me first.

This one is beautiful in photos but the idea of wearing it in front of my parents makes me ill.

That dress is aggressively ugly.

People get super serious about their religious ceremonies.

Were there any photos of this though? You know he can’t read.

You would think!

I would eagerly watch that.

I’m OK, super busy at work (you wouldn’t know it by my activity on Jezebel today... I needed a mental health break)! How have you been?

At my church people are throwing a fit because the Great Vigil (Saturday night) service is at 7:30pm this year while it is still light out! It should be dark! How are you supposed to light a fire when the sun is still up?! The outrage!

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.

I can’t squat like that, let alone do it while taking selfies. I mean wouldn’t your face be all red and contorted from the exertion of squatting?

THANK YOU

I was trying to be funny but it didn’t work. Is it possible to lose sense of what is humorous as you age? I think it is.

To be honest they probably went to bed and haven’t gotten out yet. That’s what I wanted to do.

Whatever the disorder is, our president probably has it. So you’re in ...good company.

I was looking at my phone while I skimmed this article on my computer monitor and now I feel depressed.

I am fascinated to know how a dress can pound.