She dies. He’s an angel.

Get off the ledge dude. Think about what you’re saying.

Weirdest interp of “Just a Gigolo” ever.

Its all right its all right...you’re the man. He’s out.

Wally makes good money.

I the server in his 50's could....but then I’d pull a quad.

I’ve done it in other sports but yeah....go from 0 to 100 to get in spot one before something bad happens is a recipie for a pulled muscle. Outrun a throw....get to a flyball...

Gotta get that 300 million coast guard mini-series made first. “Those Who Bang Those Left Behind”

Nah....Harry Connick whittles a bomber while Matthew Modine nurses the bomber home

Imagine leaving him in after a walk, double, grand slam. “I’ll roll a seven eventually!”

At that point he just didn’t have to want to walk to the mound and hear the boos.

Agreed

How does a guy with skin that thin have so many tats?

Far left but they are homophobic as hell at home. 

Heh. Commodus? Joaquin can shit out a ‘Commodus’ while sitting on the couch watching the game. “Did I just snap off a tiny Commodus in my pants? I’ll check at halftime”

Buckner just didn’t get the glove down...and was never going to beat Mookie to the bag.

That Brewers OFer was screwed immediatly by the route he took. Just a weirdapproach that cost him.

Except Twins v Yankees. They’re toast.

Typical. Women always get lighter sentences for transgressions.

Lets go to our in-studio analyst who never played a down in his life. OR made an apology!

“Wushled wushled indeed.”

I’ll jump right on that as soon as the Rangers win a single WS