(40 years ago)

This is funnier if you read it to the tunes of “Autumn Thunder-Round Up”

Took place on the Satellite not Watchtower...and there’s plenty of times the team is called away from the satellite.

But yeah....the Dibneys have Thanagarian, and Kryptonian tech for security but DONT HAVE A BASIC FUCKING CAMERA?? There’s no one who can use magic to whip up a scene from the past to see who did it? And…

Be funny if there were men on base and less than two outs....he just jogs slowly to the infield and the runners dont know what to do.

“Hey neighbor. Your debts are paid because you don’t pay for labor,”-Hamilton

mmmm....its really Jesus’ fellow Jews casting judgements on him. Pilate did everything but untie Jesus and send him home.

And that’s not even touching on how God was behind the whole thing

(*Some* Romans wave)

“Lady, you do realize I’m the one who said ‘lay off the hooker following us around’”?-Jesus

In addition to what Mack said....even if we go along with the sci-fi version or Revelations...No. Those left behind don;t go straight to hell. There’s a few years wherein stuff goes down. Presumbly in that period, you could make right with God.

Herod’s rayon industry had a strangle-hold on israel.

Here i was all about to congratulate her on being a serious hardcore 500 BC Bible bitch! I mean....if you’re talking about how God won’t let certain races in church (Deuteronomy) or doesn’t want Hebrews to marry Philistines and applying that to mixed-races today??? That’s some dedication.

Sam’s too busy being a mayor, husband and father for all that. You go to war, you change, you grow up.

Where’s “Commisioner threatens to turn it into something that isnt baseball”??

I wrote up a screenplay wherein the first Paul Rudd escapes and is the villain of the piece....and then they fucked it all up by making Rudd the family name.

You sure its not your 4K Tv settings?

Isn’t the point of Jacob’s Ladder right there in the title?? If he doesn’t die....then how does his long dead kid lead him to heaven??

Spidey: “Save....fuck...what ARE my parents names??”

Please. If Manny pulled that, there’d be a thousand think-pieces over how he’s crossed the line of “Manny being Manny”.

well that....and getting fined some $100000

Now i know why “Are Jewish people white” is trending. Thanks to you!