Joke: How well does the plastic cladding handle the rock garden at the off road park? 

Cocaine.

I get where you’re coming from and I agree, but come on. A Charger is not a requirement to get around a city. It’s an unreliable, overpriced pig of a poorly slapped-together gas guzzler only bought by the stupidest people in our society who base their life decisions off Instagram posts and music videos.

The Z hasn’t been a competitive car since like 2008.

I STILL haven’t seen a new Z of any trim in the wild, and I drive around places where you typically see the latest hot stuff within days of first customer deliveries. 

With dealer markups on “normal” Z cars being between $10,000 to $20,000 in some cases, this NISMO will join its brother in being bolted to showroom floors. I can’t shake the feeling that Nissan either wants this car to fail just so they can go back to cranking out Rogues and Kicks to buyers who don’t care, or is…

9 months later, an SSR will be born.

Really, the Italians ought to thank Honda for putting a boot up their arses.

Jim Hall and his Chaparrals.

It’s starting to look like Subaru’s problem with their CVTs was calling the fluid “lifetime”. You’ll see time and time again on Subaru forums and the Subaru Subreddit about people whose CVTs blew up before 100k miles (me) and people who have 200k on the original who also did 30k mile flushes.

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

I was Honda’s target demographic in 2006: single, mid-20s, avid cyclist, always on the go. And yes, I did in fact buy, in 2006, a brand-new Honda Element EX-P, in Nighthawk Black Pearl and with a manual transmission.

Hybrid Element with a slot for the new Motocompo

Does Miller’s Ale House really think that is a good burger design?

Mazda RX Vision Concept and the Vision Coupe Concept. I mean, could you imagine these things rolling down the street? They would make million dollar cars blush.

Doesn’t take much to surprise you eh?

Good thing the kid didn’t have to pee... straight to jail!

Hold on.

I think the phone rule was more for people who wander around chatting (we have all seen em), especially at the deli, trying to talk on the phone AND order cold cuts. That person is a dick. Pulling off to the side to see if the missus wants the smooth cranberry sauce or the one with chunks is ok.

what? I go to the store with a couple specific needs in mind, then meander through stoned to see if there is anything else that catches my eye. Lol do you want me to make a mapquest-style route for each trip to the grocery store?