I keep thinking about John Mara saying he got a bunch of letters from ticketholders saying they’d stop going to games if he ever signed Kap. Mara and his fans had zero problem keeping a kicker on the team who had 20 incidents of domestic violence in his past, and Mara defended Brown when the allegations became known.

At this point, how do you distinguish trolling from simple misunderstanding? Or, is there a difference?

Tony Romo

he’s been really good by any measure you want to use.

Quarterbacks rarely get career ending injuries.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

Poor Baxter.

They may even employ the popular “Bart and Lisa Simpson defense”

“I was.”
-Ray Rice

No way the Steelers live in a glass house, that would make it impossible for Big Ben to rape anyone.

I was once a valet at a country club. You’re very kind to assume we didn’t exceed 5mph.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

So I wonder how many people will get a Demon at a discount after oddly buying a severely marked up Scat Pack Challenger.

I understand the panic when people are in severe distress, but how the fuck does no one think: “Hey, maybe her dignity is also important”?

I’m paying for the 25% change that McGregor get’s soooo fucking frustrated with mayweathers defense style that he flips out and kicks mayweather in the dick.

My dad actually bought it, but it was my vehicle that I drove which just makes this worse. Maybe my parents were trying to get rid of me or maybe they were just being massive cheapskates, either way I drove a 1993? Geo Metro for a year and a half during high school. As cool as they are, Geo Metros are sketchy to begin…

Completely agree. Also uploading a video where you can see the speedometer between 70 and 100 MPH on that road (among other moving violations), and using the Matrix theme. This driver is full of poor life decisions.

Even if it takes 97 more years, Morty!

NINE MORE SEASONS, MORTY.