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I wonder what her attitude would’ve been had her gun been taken from her clammy grasp.

Will you be raising rent inside your head anytime soon?

You could always get one of those cupholders that mount on the window sill.

But George! It’s much more reliable and powerful than your trusty steed.

Woah careful! There you go thinking again, don’t hurt yourself.

Yeah, I’m sure the guy was just tripping off of some stevia.....

Can Pizza Hut stop the shenanigans and bring back the sicilian style pizza and the bigfoot pizza?

Take as much time as you need missy!

Also even more affordable if you know how to navigate an uncontested divorce. then you can be older, and own stuff, and still walk away without an anchor! 

Italdesign-Giugiaro  always have some amazing designs.  

Honestly, as far fetched as it might be, it wouldn’t surprise me if he was planning on impeachment.

Dare I say, Buzz Cola?

I’ll always remember this car, as the 1st car ever to challenge me on the highway when I had the then new mazda 3 hatchback. Surprisingly my 3 walked on him, I don’t think they knew how to properly shift or something.

When I purchased mine during the first year of production the dealer actually only had a handful on the lot and they were all manual. I had to request them to order me an auto. (holds for jeers boo’s and tomato)

I’m an advocate for either early lunch or later lunch 1pm or later.

This is so sad to me.

It’s probably exactly similar to the “gentlemen’s agreement” Japan had during the skyline/supra/rx7 days.

Omg... you think Im cute? Thankssssssssssss 

Uncontested divorces are very awesome in this exact way.... Very cheap to draw up and file.

No problem, thank you for taking serious life tips from a complete stranger, you’re the real whiz kid !