Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

It’s not about how often it is used. It’s about being another tool for the cops to turn an everyday citizen into a suspect that can be detained. You know, because police obviously don’t have enough power yet.

I was pulled over for tint. He just used it as a pretext because I glanced in his direction as he drove by and then he couldnt find anything to get me on. I was pretty fucking furious at the time, and typing this has brought back some of that anger.

Well, the cops can’t tell if you’re black or white if the tint is too dark so I guess they figure lets take a chance!

On the other hand I constantly see plates with tinted covers that all but completely obscure the plate. How do these people get away with it? I feel like I’d get a ticket on day one.

I’ve gotten one of these bullshit tickets before. My frame was a New Jersey devils frame. “New Jersey” on my tag was instructed by the words “ New Jersey” on the frame itself.

I wonder if it’s just “the police being jack-booted thugs with nothing better to do” type ticket?

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

Lifted bro trucks.

Pickups, every brand. There’s just too many out there doing nothing truck related except for being too big.

Wranglers. Specifically lifted and angry eyed ones that blind me every goddamn day. It’s so common it’s almost like this is how they’re all sold on Long Island.

Nothing with butterfly doors is ever the “non douchiest” anything, except the Toyota Sera and maybe the Autozam AZ-1. It’s still a good choice. 

Starred for the Pantera. <3

A couple more: Slit along the side (like the blade protector or bucket grip), snap it over the edges waste baskets with bags to keep the bag from falling down into the can; place over thin wiring you don’t want your dog to chew; around dog chain to keep it from tangling, and if it is big enough, over the top edges of…

I will never not laugh at this dude’s expression:

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face” Mike Tyson

“Our decision is that if some dumb dick starts shit with Mike Fucking Tyson then they get what they got coming to them. Case closed.”

The usual route with mosquito control is to dump modified males. The females are the ones that bite, and thus the ones that can spread malaria. The modified males which mate with females cause the females to not produce viable eggs.

Depreciation will be worse for this one. The NP/ND this morning was a GT with the 6 cylinder. This a a GT-line which despite what Raphael Orlove constantly types is not a GT and has a 4 cylinder.

Today’s Nice Price or No Dice should answer that.