Bonus pictures:

It’s a pinecone! Come on, I even specifically put that picture near my important section about giant pinecone clearance! Haha

Pretty sure that’s a tribble. Shouldn’t be a problem. They’re very squishy.

Hopefully it has AWD to handle this hardcore offroading?

Quick note on the GTR. Factory replacement parts for these cars are priced so far out into the stratosphere that will think you are buying Ferrari parts. Be real careful when eyeballing that $50K GTR. 

The Honda Ridgeline and Nissan Frontier are the real surprises here. The GT-R is a low-production enthusiast car and is a halo car of sorts, so I’m not surprised that holds its value. The Frontier is what you buy when you want a secondhand Tacoma but can’t afford the high resale value on those. The Ridgeline is a…

#jaloplifehack

Because a 10-year-old GT-R looks very much like a new one. 

Perfect consumer top tip.

“Honey, I know you were wanting a Subaru because of their decent resale value. BUT! Let me show you this handy chart from iSeeCars.com. The GTR will be much better bang for our buck.”

Jesus, I’m trying to watch this video, but somewhere in the background a fucking video is playing that I can’t find to shut off!!

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

Ha! I assume you meant “Stinger GT2 or RS 5 with $50,000 in a bag in the trunk.” I’m a cheap bastard so I’d have the Kia. But the Audi might actually be justifiable as twice as good for twice the price.

Given that getting to 60mph in under 4 seconds isn’t that special anymore (a BMW 340i did that for C&D recently) does it really feel special enough to be a $75k -$100k sedan?

How is the throttle response? If you just mash the throttle when rolling is there noticeable lag? It seems like a lot of the newer cars are sluggish to respond.

have a trophy...

I have a 2018 megacab Laramie manual transmission. When I bought it there were 8 left in the country earlier this year. I always wanted one and when I heard they were to be no more I knew it was time to act. Found one in North Carolina 1100 miles away and drove up to get it one weekend. 

Very on-point. I’ve said this before.

also, the panamera is just a 4 door 928