Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

Nothing carbon fibre?

You forgot the painted to match body color option so they can match the painted AC vents and painted keyfob options. What are we, peasants?!

New options on 2018 Porsches:

I didn’t really like them either. Until I had two people I know buy them and got a chance first to sit in, and then drive them. The 911 is perfect. Only car right now I would take over any Porsche is a Mclaren.

Brakes, maybe? Mine were kinda soft my modern standards. I agree with your plan not to mod it too much. They’re great as-is.

Who here drives a mid-2000s crossover? Our fleet includes, off the top of my head, a C32 AMG, an E30 (until recently), a bunch of old Jeeps, a 944, an International Scout, two Beetles and a Yugo. Nobody here drives a normal car. Why would a car site not hire car people?

Depends on the scenario. If it’s really egregious or illegal—blasting through a school zone at 110 mph or drunk driving—I would definitely fire someone. But crashes happen in this business, and they happen to everyone. Here, they do get a stern talking to and the public shaming.

As of this month almost 9 million monthly U.S. readers and 12 million global ones. So, big.

You have to err on the side of caution, though. The Incredibles poses a perfect anecdote when the main character “saves” someone trying to commit suicide and then is later sued. Shit like that happens.

Bob Ross calls those “Happy Little Accidents”

Doubt it. They’ve priced it out of the Bro’s range, for now. Give it a few years. Don’t worry, they’ll get them soon enough.

I have this theory that all of the bro douchebags who used to drive modded used Nissans a few yrs ago have all gotten some form of employment and have all moved onto used Infinitis. I am now extremely wary of Infinitis I see on the road and try not to be anywhere near them. I hope this piece of shit gets caught.

Later, at a bar:

60g is porsche money. There’s no way in hell I’d fuck around with a Honda for that cash. At the end of the day, it’s still a Honda.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

...and then cuff and arrest them when they resist. Because they would.

I wonder how many other city and town police forces have similar t-shirts? Because things like this are like icebergs.