And baby cheeses too.

Oregano? You think they were bacon in his car?

Aside from being very cozy with the Koch brothers and lying about the effects Obamacare would have on his pizza prices (implying he’d have to lay off staff if it passed), he’s a real peach.

Son of a bitch these people can vote. We’re fucked

I imagine the same criticism could be made by horse aficionados when the car came along.

Wow. Complaining that “it doesn’t come in manual” when “it” is an electric car. Do you know why manuals, or even gear shifting exists? Because IC engines can only spin up to a certain RPM before blowing up. Electric motors have no such limitation and only need one gear.

“It doesn’t come in manual” and neither does a lot of the straight dinojuice cars anymore. Not only do I want to not get off your lawn, I want to come to it in a p85 and do donuts ripping it up. The future is coming and either you change with life or life will change you. Avoid the latter, it’ll only make you bitter,…

Just want to pop in and say that dismissing a car for not having a manual and then saying it reeks of self-importance is pretty ironic.

Vagina-mobiles? This sound less like scrutiny of the car and more like insecurity of ones masculinity.

A lot students on track tend to be reactionary. They don’t start counter steering until they feel the car’s rear end moving. This often ends in a spin even if you think you are prepared for it. When driving extremely fast like that guy, you can’t be reactionary. You have to be driving in front of the car so to speak.…

LOL, I can’t believe you actually picked someone up.

Aaargh! Which of the consuls is the front center one??

That’s some serious effort right there.

Wait, i thought Subarus had “epic” “real” “symmetrical” all wheel drive that is far superior and wouldn’t ever be in a situation like this?!?!

Not suprised by this at all. Hell, WRXes can barely handle drive ways, let alone something like this :D

If he had busted pinata Trump’s head open, he would have found it empty.

It is official: in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Fifteen, the sense of humor in America finally passed away after a long and painful battle with cancer.