I’d really like to back this one up. I feel like it’s totally unfair to say that if, for example, a Latina girl was raised by black parents and surrounded by black culture as a kid, she can’t take part in the black community. Can she say she’s biologically “black”? No. Has she entirely grown up in the culture? Yes.…

Why do we always comment on their looks? This whole “ugly is evil” thing is sketch. 

While your premise is true there -- it really is who we are -- you can’t expect a world leader (or one-to-be) to get up and say “we suck as human beings, and this country is ruined.” No one’s going to be depressing like that when the nation is looking to them for inspiration and reassurance.

Honestly, I’d be down for the absolution angle. If more assholes would donate shitloads of their money to charity and back other very good causes, I’d be glad to let them be assholes about one thing.

Enrique Tarrio. That’s a Latin American name. Is this guy just a giant traitor to his cause here? Because Trump wants us to shoot all the brown people.

Unbirth fetishists rejoice -- you can actually enter a model vagina now.

All this kid learned is that people won’t help you with your problems and your dad doesn’t care about you.

““Yeah, I see your point about that thing! And that other thing! I just don’t care enough about those things, with this movie, for them to bother me like they’re bothering you.””

Why not offer the complainer general anesthesia while she *cuts off a bunch of skin*? I feel like that’d be way better.

Body shape beauty standards have always been about aping the rich or having lots of resources. Either you have money and time to work out, or you have money to buy food and time to spend idle.

“wait, who’s running the stores? Growing and transporting the food? Building the infrastructure to ship said food and store it?”

My parents freak out when I take vacation time because they think my bosses will disdain me if I dare to take a day for my birthday or take Christmas off. YOU GUYS, THAT’S WHAT VACATION IS FOR.

I’m usually good at getting people gifts. That said, my family has everything they want in general, so at Christmas, I’m always stumped. One year, maybe 2015 or so, I decided to break the mold a little.

I seem to have escaped academia without having any of this kind of thing. Idk maybe I’m either really fugly or really lucky or both.

Throw the traitors out on their asses!

Right now, Mitch McTurtle will not let any of that shit through, which is why Biden needs to pull a Trump and just use his Presidential power to say fuck the legislature. We can’t afford to “go high” here. People are stealing fucking bread from the store because they are starving because they have no money. The…

Stealing from grocery stores probably just fucks over the cashiers somehow.

Sometimes this is men being awful. Sometimes this is two people having very different expectations.

IMO that’s part of the point. My door connects straight into the front of my living room and thus the main living space of the house is a drop zone. Boxes on the floor I haven’t recycled yet from online orders. Shoes. Bags to be taken out to the recycling (sense a theme, heh?). My purse. Whatever bags my partner has…

Please, people, remember the danger of suicide after this has passed. It seems like most folks forget about it and go back to “gosh, just hate your life less” once celebrities or important folks have been dead a little while. Everyone was love-bombing their friends after Robin Williams died, but all that faded away.