“There ain’t no cure for stupidity.” Run the fuck away. Run as fast as you can. Call off the wedding, go nuclear on his ass -- no contact, nothing -- if you can do it.

“I’m an extreme blue in Alaska, a red state, for example; am I supposed to fear my neighbors taking up arms against me? The neighbors whose cats I enjoy, or the one with the nice yard, or the old lady that always fucking waves to me when she spots me?”

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it again in the face of so many “omg just eat less” whackjobs: obesity is not a simple problem. It is not an easy problem. If it were, we would have fucking solved it already. People are going to come out of the woodwork to call me a loser and an idiot, but fuck all of them, y’all get…

I think I’m the only person who is sad to read this. I actually really loved watching Extreme Home Makeover because I don’t want a generic house, I do want something with a bunch of theming and really nifty shit. I have a generic house, but you better believe that if I had the money, I’d sell in a heartbeat and build…

I’m the opposite! I love cutouts. They mean I can show skin while still restraining anything I don’t like in the midsection area. Cutouts are the pushup bra of showing off your midriff (or otherwise). When placed well, they make you look like you have the body for full skimpy clothes when you don’t.

I love them, even if I am 100% the opposite of the body type that these are made for. :( I like clothes with cutouts.

I don’t mind the rompers, but can we get rid of “bodysuits”? I’m not talking the costume wrists to ankles things, but those weird leotards you’re supposed to wear under only pants that cut you in half vagina-first? They’re like swimsuits only tighter and made of shittier material, and they are constantly threatening…

I really don’t need that slew of articles about who should and shouldn’t wear these pants, complete with mocking pictures of women with ordinary amounts of fat as if they’re elephant seals. :(

RBG wasn’t going to save us, but she sure as hell was going to put off some of the badness until we could get the reins back in hand.

C diff is godawful. I’m so sorry. Intestinal pain is fucking horrifying, like “lying in the fetal position screaming” levels of horrifying. If he’s got a blockage, he’s probably going to need surgery, and that’s also horrible. Nobody needs an infection plus having to channel your insides into a bag.

In the same vein as SailorV’s message, I found out this weekend that my cat Luna is in late stage kidney failure. She was doing fine, and then over the past few weeks she lost a lot of weight. The vets are booked to their ears, so we got her in as soon as we could, and Mr. Petals and I got the call Thursday that her…

I’m so sorry. This year sucks donkey dick. I’m glad your dog got to be with her best friend in her final hours -- you.

https://www.theroot.com/i-m-not-with-her-because-i-m-petty-1790856224

Then don’t use the rule book. Anything. Anything.

We have a fucking right to be pissed. I don’t care what they have to do, if taking a shit on the Capitol steps and lighting the building on fire is what’s required to stop fascism, DO IT.

The only thing we can do now is go to DC and burn that motherfucker to the ground. Get ready to fight in the streets, people.

“Is it because they want to seem “cool” and with “real” experiences in a way that us boring, white people can’t?”

Oh, like Lifehacker’s commentators. Ugh.

I have the same situation. I was going to have an early October wedding this year, then it got COVID-ed out of existence. My religious parents are sad because I’ve been living with my fiance for years and we’ve of course been getting it on, and my family just wants us to get married already so we’re not living in sin.…

Can’t Canada get on our ass for not doing enough to stop this shit?