The Oatmeal has a comic about his childhood house burning down with his 17 cats inside... terrifying!!

All the time. I also worry that someone else will start a fire in the building while I’m not home and the firemen won’t know to rescue them...

Bethesda or NORTH Bethesda (Rockville)??

I’m not convinced he was lost...

“My muscles felt like they were filled with fire ants.”

I saw a group of runners after the Baltimore Marathon wearing suits... they were running for the charity they work for that gives people suits for job interviews.

My best friend’s deceased cat still visits him...

I saw a sexy goldfish... it was magical!

Twizzlers are nasty! I’d take Necco wafers over twizzlers any day of the week... However, I was the child that got pissed when I got anything but chocolate. :)

Wow! Yeah, that’s VERY similar to my ex’s big toe... except he didn’t have two toe nails, he had ONE GIANT ONE...

Uh, YES!! Lol. I’m a masochist apparently...

OMG, seriously... big hairy feet ARE THE WORST!!!

I agree. I’m sure I’ll end up watching it since I DVR and binge watch SVU... :)

My ex had two bones in his big toe... it was so disgusting and put me completely off feet FOREVER (not that I was ever a big foot person before, but I didn’t mind them as much).

Possibly, but seriously the whole Josh Duggar “scandal” was way worse than I would’ve ever imagined the inevitable Duggar “scandal” would ever be... just saying.

They rip the stories from the headlines because most of the headlines are a prime example of: “you can’t make this sh!t up...”

Were you dating my ex from a few months ago? He did the EXACT SAME THING while also accusing me of “hiding something” because I locked my phone when not using it... ugh.

Ohhhh, it’s magical hydration and nutrition all in one... http://www.tailwindnutrition.com/

Running in the winter/cold is amazing (and torture)! Last winter I trained for my first 1/2 marathon through the arctic blasts and snow in the DC area and it was empowering. I never use the dreadmill, if there is snow/ice/freezing rain I will swap a run for a spin class. The best part of winter running is that there…

Fruit punch honey stingers all the way!!