Okay, I'm going to say this with three qualifiers for the sake of clarity:

Hey, girl, if I told you your skin made me think you are less human than white people, would you hold it against me?

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

What is James Franco doing? He's nearly drake hands-ing.

How lame to take a selfie of yourself while you're looking away from the camera, as if you didn't realize your picture was being taken. By you.

This interview was definitely a "We've got them both right where we want them, now release the bears!" moment.

You know what I love about that authentic train collision? The audience.

Somebody's gonna pay for this

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

"the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't."

I can't imagine running under those conditions. I mean, with a girl?

"Hey, good-looking. Ever had sex with a puppet before?"

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

Unretouched pigeon photo.

2+ million apiece? If only I was nine again.