We're talking about prices in America, buddy. Get it together. Completely different markets.

Buy 10 and you get a case of American Spirit cigarettes for free!

Because nobody wants the Saabs.

Mate, Saab? Really?

Because nobody needs or wants the parts; Saab is dead, none of these cars will be going up in value.

That's even more bizarre. What car guy just leaves random shit from the previous owner on their car?

What stickers are on your rear window?

What else should it be?

None of those things you mentioned exist; the engine that does exist that is displayed above sounds like shit.

Nope. Saab is better, obviously.

You'd better do the cooking by the book.

And at least three of the ones on that list have a small fraction of the history that BMW and Audi have. Or Jaguar, or Lotus.

You're going to need a bigger water bottle; Audi has no significant racing history.

Right around the time they became obsessed with "brown diesel wagons con manuel". Only quirky hipster cars are allowed now; truly a "cult" of cars.

Audi and BMW have Racing History?

Yup, it sounds terrible with any amount of throttle input.

But it's a zany and wacky 3 cylinder car so it MUST BE COOL!

That sounds terrible.

The Buffet in Margaritaville is really good, though.

Buffets aren't restaurants.