“I will be the best NFL owner that you can imagine. I will immediately address the Colin Kaepernick situation and put him in the running for next year’s staring quarterback...But also I will have the best halftime show, the best selection of music, and we will win Super Bowl after Super Bowl.”
I definitely want to keep her response in my back pocket to pull out when trying to explain this to men.
My mom and I are spending the weekend together. I’m the only liberal in a family of southern conservatives that think Trump is THE FUCKING BEST. We were driving in the car and my son out of the blue says “Trump is a racist and a sexist. He hates people that aren’t white and he hates women.” (He’s seven and has been…
I’ve been busy working on glass projects. I made a crack to a friend about how all my time has been in the garage lately slapping glass down, and then I realized that I need a license plate frame that says “I’d rather be/slapping some glass” but I really do love working with it. Each piece is totally different from…
Hi Whitney,
I noticed my neighbor took the Trump Pence bumper sticker off his car. The American flag sticker and the Constitution ones are still there though. And whoever put this sign up took it down. So like rats they are leaving his sinking ship.
I know he’s a dick, but little things like this remind me that he’s SUCH A DICK.
The silence thing is good. I’d like to encourage my son to say something no one has said or isn’t instantly obvious. Contribute something new and help move the conversation forward while giving others the chance to talk.
Kellyanne’s about to understand, intimately, what bus wheels feel like.
You’d rather she not hold press conferences that give a voice to victims?
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art:
strike the infidels who oppose Allah in the neck
Hey guys!
Craft Thread!
Willow and Amy wish you a happy Thanksgiving!
If this doesn’t get me out of grays, yall are monsters
In Israel the @ symbol is pronounced “strudel”, because we think it kind of looks like an apple strudel. So now when I see Americans writing “don’t @ me”, I read it as “don’t strudel me” and it’s very confusing.
No. Never the pesto. It’s impestoble to forget.