/buying it before the seller reads this goddamn article

Eric the Car Guy is my YouTube patron saint. If you drive an old Honda, you know him. And you owe him.

I am not an engineer, but I have those cool blue & white striped overalls they wear. Choo choo, motherf*****!

Shame this breaks Takata’s continuous stream of positive press.

yea, verily.

What people don’t seem to realize are that most dealers are just groups of men and women who try their damn hardest to make a living. Kudos for VW Dealers for sticking up for themselves through this ordeal.

City of Brotherly love, ladies and gentlemen. Because, clearly, if you think that’s a good thing, you don’t have siblings.

Go Fuck Yourself

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my coffee mugs as well as my vehicles.

Does it come with a sticker I can put on the back of my Range Rover so people know that I like to over spend on my…

Okay, but let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin.’

Oh no!

What should have been a $20 check up resulted in a $1,200 bill.

However, VW engineering manager Hans Arschloch told Austria’s Motorung that cheat mode was an accidental—if fortuitous—discovery made while testing out the TDI’s twin-clutch (DSG) front-wheel-drive system. Arschloch explained:

Driving around without a timing belt cover is a recipe for disaster.

Fuck these guys.

From what I can see in the pictures (second picture, he says the first was after assembly)... he didn’t completely undo the stake in the stake nut. I can see witness marks where it looks like he tried and he claims he did, but it doesn’t look to me like it’s completely clear of the threads.

Her Epitaph:

So many cars...