I literally laughed out loud.

Then a hoard of people came to see what I was laughing about, so we watched it again.

They all laughed, except for one gal- the Brit.

But then I found out she wasn’t British, she was actually dutch, and she didn’t laugh because she didn’t realize it was supposed to be a joke. She just…

You’re off a decade...

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

Actually, I know exactly what that white van is. They are Apple’s mobile sales team. They sell limited edition and overstock products. I found one in a parking lot in Minneapolis one night last year and bought these limited edition Beats headphones. The guy said they were originally $2000, but they had ordered too…

Customs authorities were tipped off when the bandits handed them a fake Polish registration card that simply said "For more information, see reverse side" on both sides.

I’m not casting doubt on the pro-rebuild, but the spark plug wire looped over the steel brace makes me chuckle and suggests somebody working late on Sunday night. I would start casting stones, but looking at the OE condition of every other wire and hose in the engine bay, maybe it fits the theme.

Holy FordFocus Batman

What? No! Sad Mazdaspeed3 is now sad.

bikers are the worst.

I know why my car hasn’t yet been repaired — because after repeated calls, the dealer tells me they still don’t have the parts.

Typing snarky comments on a moderately informative blog post?

The plural of anecdotes—or rants—is not data.

oh no! the engine will get wet!

Anyone else think parking a Porsche that close to water without any sort of curb is Risky Business?

Rescued a badly degraded almost not running BMW E21. Cleaned it up and started trying to diagnose a smokey, rough running M10 with no power that wouldn’t idle.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Sure. I’ll buy a high quality product that someone who’s effected by sensationalist media is selling for next to nothing.