Exactly! What a badly written and poorly thought out article! I also like the mention of the brother who supports what she says, but no mention of her other brother that does NOT support what she says, but agrees with Woody’s side of things.  Man I miss when AV Club didn’t suck. It’s hard to remember so far back though

Sometimes a power move is practically indistinguishable from a dick-move.  

We’re as exhausted by all these latest twists in the hat-based antics of Kanye West as everybody else by this point

...and why is that acceptable or necessary? Why is there a jokey, smug paragraph about a contentious political shit-storm as the lead paragraph in an article about a Star Trek reboot? Why does some trivial update on the DCU have to give us some pithy take on an unrelated congressional matter? I can get that elsewhere…

Probably doesn’t help that he remains committed to being absolutely full of shit:

Why do you come here then? Practically every article comes back to Trump one way or another.

Already getting a new Liars album today, about a year after their last one. Granted it’s all from the same sessions, but any new Liars is alright by me.

I’ll see and raise your psychosis, because I bought the software that converts all iTunes media into other formats so I’ll have permanent copies on my external drives.

Multiple external drives, because of data recovery paranoia.

(I really, Really, REALLY hate buying A Thing and then being told, years later, that I no…

[fist bump]

You ain’t wrong.

I just see a very receptive, dutiful audience. He says something provocative, and they are incredibly provoked.

You are the epitome of sanctimonious. Luckily, you also have no idea how funny or un-self-aware you are. 

Ok...so I downloaded a copy of a Warren Zevon compilation (A Quiet Normal Life) from iTunes, and it came with a radio edit of Lawyers, Guns and Money (cut the entire Shit Has Hit The Fan verse).  For years, I would just skip it when it came around because fuck that.  One day, I was telling my girlfriend about it and…

Just like Chick-Fil-A! Why, I’m beginning to think thinks aren’t as black and white as these stupid kneejerk boycotts want us to believe! Crazy talk, I know

Dang. I can’t watch Die Hard or Pulp Fiction because Bruce Willis is conservative. I can’t listen to Bowie because he banged teenage groupies. No Beatles for me, John Lennon beat his first wife. Michael Jackson....forget it.

Such a shame. AV Club is very bare bones these days. 

RIP AV Undercover :(

On the other hand, In-N-Out actually treats their employees not entirely like cogs with higher wages than minimum and benefits.

Anthony Bourdain was important to me as a person, because he was a guy who kinda started out his adult life as a fuckup and turned it around to become a self possessed charisma god who lived to try new things and meet interesting people. If I ever had a role model, it’d be him.

Eurotrip is a comic masterpiece, wokeness be damned.