I have just met too many people who don’t see their kids and have all these bullshit reasons about how it’s their terrible ex’s fault that then fall apart upon closer questioning to believe this. Like, sure, Goldie cheated on him. That sucks. That just isn’t what we’re talking about right now. We’re talking about…

How is her having an affair relevant to him seeing his kids?

Ding, ding, ding, yep. As an only child of two crazy-ass narcissists who have each been in and out of my life for long periods of time, I concur that this is basic narcissistic parental reasoning. And just the fact that he could write this out and not pick up one single clue about the disconnect in his relationship…

But to be fair, BIll was an abusive drug addict while they were married and zero interest in the kids until he was trying to restart his career and sell a book of his own.

Really? The biological father who not-so-passive aggressively wrote “Oliver has lived in the shadow of his mother and sister all his life. Maybe he wanted to be in the headlines?” ‘Cause that guy sounds like an immature, vengeful douche more than a wounded-but-loving dad.

Then get evidence and take her to court. If she doesn’t hold up her piece of the custody arrangement, then she has to face the legal consequences of those choices. But there is no evidence of that, just interviews where he makes her out to be a manipulative slut and him the innocent victim of her wiles. Cry me a…

As my sister likes to say to my dad, “the phone works both ways.”

My dad has been using, “Why don’t you call me more often?” to minimalize his absenteeism on me since I was six years old.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Wait, are you Jewish? Dude, stay away from this hot mess, no matter the fascination. Neo nazis are famously cowards, but if they get in a gang, they can be lethal to a lone person. We had a Jewish friend nearly beaten to death by them years ago. Tiny little guy, wouldn’t hurt a fly—took 5 of them to even approach him…

Also, “Nazi Pinterest” sounds like the premise for a great comedy skit.

That is actually kind of fascinating, in a sick way. Maybe you should have the couple over and watch Inglourious Basterds, just for funsies.

So here’s a fun question. I have a sort of friend of a friend who, when I go back home to the small town where I’m from, I tend to see a fair bit. Anyways, the last few times I did he had his apparently very casual girlfriend over and she was kind of a nice girl, albeit maybe a little quiet. We got along though.

Yeah...whatever your opinion of her...that shit isn’t funny.

Actually, as a Mainer I can tell you they aren’t terrible.

McDonald’s has been selling this in Maine in the summer for years, and they are awesome. Lobster, bun, lettuce, mayo for, like $5. On trips to ME, my Dad would eat them three times a day. As long as they stick to the very very basics, it’s all good.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

illeagls sounds like an avian themed hip hop group

They’re so SALTY!!! I live...