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I was legitimately still trying to figure out whether she had had sex with Patrick or Arnold Schwarzenegger until I got to this comment.

Honestly, the creepy part of this for me is the idea that this person will be in a car with him, without alternate transportation, for a long journey. I would be exceptionally worried that whoever took him up on his offer might be sexually assaulted. He's already expressed that he considers sex to be a transactional

It's less dangerous than it was in the past. That doesn't mean it's not terrifying. Chill.

My bet would be that they use the same tactics as the media companies trying to catch pirates. Put out traps (either by putting up child porn (ick though, not sure if that would be legit) or fake child porn) and recording which IPs download. That or infiltrating P2P networks and recording the IPs in the swarm. There

I'm genuinely okay with no orgasm, and it's not my fault you have dated entitled men who are shitty in bed. It's not my responsibility to remedy that, either.

I wish I had more stars I could give to this comment.

This isn't humblebragging. This is just bragging bragging. Do you not realize how obnoxious and rude you're being right now?

I'm sorry you're getting this weird shit about your meds.

I'm on ADs and I can still orgasm, but I get orgasmic anhedonia, which means that I physically orgasm but I feel very little pleasure from it.

So what you're saying is that you've never seen Silver Linings Playbook.

Yeah, talent, luck, connections, and getting cast in movies based on massively popular franchises have zero to do with it.

Oh, honey. I'm not the one absolutely failing at people here.

LOL.

I feel like this is the guy who doesn't get his ranch dressing on time or what have you and then tips $2 on a $100 meal. Just completely clueless that the world doesn't revolve around him.

No, I'm a software engineer.

This gif is my life now.

I straight-up refuse to eat out with anyone who is a dick to the waiter/waitress or the kitchen.

A restaurant is a place of conviviality and exists to serve patrons.

It's harder for some people than others. I agree it's not ideal, but as far as things go, putting all the non-responses in the "No." column is not the worst ordeal in the world.