Ouch, my eyes hurt from rolling them so hard.

Every time Elon Musk is mentioned, it is somebody’s obligation to point out that he’s a pretty obvious candidate to be a real life Bond villain. He’s adored by masses of people who don’t recognize how fucking sinister he is.

Ugh, Kevin Smith is the fucking worst.

Well, Ron Howard has been doing this shit his entire life, so I can imagine he’d able to bring a sense of calm and purpose to the set. But, if the script is meh there’s only so much he can do with that, obviously...unless he inserts a few pages from old Happy Days scripts. If the guy playing Solo starts saying,…

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

Exactly.

An honest headline would read like this:

Why are you promoting an ad?

I really wish this headline had emphasized that this was a commercial. But then again, the new AVClub is all about clickbait.

This would make a lot more sense if Greg Koch didn’t pay some PR firm to do a big video production about this and then claim it’s not about publicity. He comes off slightly unstable, largely douchey. While I understand the general need to protect your marks, Koch didn’t do Stone any favors here. Coupled with that $89…

What does it say about gaming culture that two of the biggest ‘stars’ of the amateur scene are famous for being complete pricks to their viewers, their team, and their opponents?

Can you really cite your own article about a topic as evidence that something is “making headlines”? Also, three articles about Doc in 24 hours? Find some video games to write about!

I get why people want voice chat espeically if you play with friends and on a team. But I also get why some people don’t want it. Blizzard already does a shit job policing the chat it has now in the game, how the fuck are they going to handle voice chat if they can’t even take care of the one they currently have?

Great, now I have purple fuzz stuck all over my prostate

I’ve played both beta tests extensively, and I just can’t get over it: This game is pure ass. :< And what’s so bad is that by all rights it shouldn’t be. The game is developed by Team Ninja. They should have had this one in the bag!

Comic “fans” seem to really only want the same tired stories featuring the same 6 characters they “grew up with” over and over again. No room for anything even remotely new or interesting, they just want to see “their” version of characters, and it’s fucking exhausting.

Apple better fucking fix this or I am going to keep buying their products anyway.

Probably unpopular opinion: I thought the porgs were great

At least the scene with the lightsaber didn’t play out like this development image reveals.

I’ve felt this way about the Zombies play type as it’s progressed in general. Actually, sort of how I feel about CoD as a whole.

Reporting on any of these fucking “petitions” is super lame and just a reach for content and I’m kinda glad theyre getting rid of the white house one. Literally anyone can start one for whatever dumb reason and people will sign them just as a joke. They have no bearing on anything. Did you think any of the readers…