@tfskora: Not when you speed them up. All my audio books are read to me at 600 WPM.

I grew up with Need for Speed in the 90s. One of the things I miss most was the announcer who read off the car specs. I wanted to be that voice when I was little, heck, I still do. It's a shame they stopped doing that.

Hopefully they put some sort of coating on the antennas this time.

Of course, the main reason why they're suggesting all the stops along the way instead of just the fastest route is because they know they'll get you lost anyway.

Cute. Needs moar guys though.

I was interested in this until I saw the "cars" The silver one in the first picture looks like some bizarro Porsche/Wiesmann Roadster/Hyundai Genesis. Do not want!

@tricab: I know it might shock you, but I can think about more than one topic at a time.

@Chernobyl: I'm sorry, but my first thought was "dicks." I have to make sure I'm not the only one seeing it.

@Arnold Qin: When she sits down her rear becomes five times it's current size.

@Benedinho: Wikipedia.

... Those eyes... those piercing, horrible eyes! Leave me alone, I've done nothing to you! *runs away*

@Allicks: People who like to be clean take showers. Bathtubs have icky standing water where your scrubbed off skin and stink stays. Plus, a shower usually is more efficient.

Aww. I really felt like I was part of an exclusive club. Oh well, there's always Google Gulp. ;)

@MIKERIOSISAWHORE.COM: Do you have an Android phone now? You could always just buy it to find out and if it doesn't work refund the app back to the Android Market. You have 24 hours after downloading to do so.

@spannu: The best thing I remember taking apart was the front door lock. Nobody was able to use it until we got it put back together.

@Junginator: Ah, yes. One Dell laptop explodes because of a faulty battery and suddenly their whole product line is forbidden. Lets just ignore the fact that around that time Sony sold some bad laptop cells and many, many manufacturers had to have their batteries recalled.

@coketown: Yeah, me neither. My favorite laptop appearance wise was my plain black Vostro 1500 that had the styling of the Apple G3 Pismo.

@zross312: No, these are only for us gheys. You straight folks just get the standard model.

I doubt I'd get a Dell laptop again unless they improve their build quality. My Vostro 1500 was pretty durable as far as the case, but I had crashing issues since purchase. It also weighed 7+ pounds. The Studio 1555 they replaced it with actually works, but is a flimsy piece of plastic mess. At least they gave me a…

@Nathan OBZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZ: Do I get to choose who's pocket I'm puking in? Because that would actually be pretty awesome.