Two months. Two g-ddamned months. 

“...German IT news website Golem”

Merely maintaining GM’s tradition of illogical names for their cars; Nova, Cimarron, Impact, Citation, etc.

You bring up an excellent point. What is this company’s self-image, what is their ideal brand perception? I’m not entirely sure they ever worked that out.

I am not sure Tesla is interested in retooling, engineering and building a new line, acquiring the supply chains, and everything else that goes into introducing a new model. Because I don’t think Musk is as interested in cars as he is technology in general. Building and maintaining car company is not glamorous, and…

Dang, where do you work?

We may have reached the most Who Gives a Shit? moment in world history.

My God, it looks like our old ‘90 Geo Metro!

I agree, but there’s not enough room for mingling or staggering or forgetting where you are.

If people knew how much just regular maintenance was required in pre-late ‘70's cars, they would go nuts.

Can confirm.

It’s a “brain!”

That’s an abomination.

Smokers!

There is one boat and one boat only for proper chilling, and that is a pontoon boat. In every respect the opposite of a jetski, and all the better for it.

Did anyone imagine air tags would not be used like this?

Look at this fucking child in his “Let’s Go Brandon” tee shirt. Thank you to whomever for kicking these entitled, Fox-watching spoiled brats off planes, out of restaurants, cafes, supermarkets, etc.

Watching this clusterf-ck is no surprise to me. People in Edina and Wayzata were never known for their common sense.

Putting your kid in pageants is child abuse.

You mean Time’s “Man of the Year?”