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More to the point, I want to know what the lady with the bags of gasoline plans to do.

Trending on Twitter right this minute: #MattGaetzIsGoingToPrison

Great. My favorite form of auto racing, and my favorite race cars, ruined by pointless, top-down nonsense. They should all go work for the I.O.C. They’d be welcomed there.

It was kind of made to destroy itself.

I’ll believe those range figures when I see them.

A pig factory? What is a pig factory?

Fuck everybody and everything.

My God, you mean white people are being subjected to having to see and hear brown people do things they’ve been doing for decades?

This car’s interior looks like a serial killer’s basement.

Buick’s ruin is caused entirely by Buick’s inability to produce cars Americans want to buy.

“His mom brings his keys and stuff back the next day.”

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Sort of not understanding why a judge with that police report, and, presumably, at least one corroborating witness, offered bail in place of remandment.

Dibs on the first new electric AMC Eagle.

In its defense, the Javelin was a bad motherfucker.

Why are so many tolerant of abusive, harmful behavior, just because someone is a writer?

You can pay me, and I’ll teach you to speak German.

No they don’t worry, because they’re unable to fully conceptualize suffering they don’t personally feel. There’s a term for that.