Agreed!

Of course they had sex before the split.

He’s not your husband/problem anymore. She is no longer your friend. Part of this is pain of letting all that go, and working with the empty space left over. But you can and will move on, and thrive.

Hi, I’m salt.

I learned something today.

“It was the era of the ‘leggy blonde Republican’ talking heads, dubbed ‘stiletto conservatives.’”

True. I drove a bunch of kids on the freeway for a school thing in a school van, and really took it easy.

I get all of them, except the old school bus. What’s the deal?

My mom dragged us around K-Mart, you bitches.

I should imagine a great many of them do. But it isn’t talked about. Like the abortions they get/got.

Rush Limbaugh’s death will be a benefit to all Americans.

I can see her with an expensive painting of Mao Zedong.

Well, maybe her “earning” is different than your or my idea of earning.

The best part of Fall is Halloween, when we’d take the smaller of the hollowed out jack-0-lanterns from some asshole’s steps and just whip ‘em as far and as hard as we could down the middle of the street.

As to “the visage of a man not fully dressed.” apparently the aforementioned archeologists haven’t seen 1999's Any Given Sunday.

If you’ve actually watched the hearings, you know that Coney Barrett has been avoiding many very important questions. Rather, she gave the typical, mealy-mouthed non-answers Republicans give when asked about anything. She cannot “characterize the facts in a hypothetical situation.” She would have to do more research…

“Persecuted,” huh?

Who gives a shit what kind of car they want to drive?

Wrong. The Rondo is a wagon.