You better not be smoking weed up there!

Given the price, this seems a good example of wanting - even feeling that one is due - one’s investment back. Put another way, Look at all the extras, the maintenance, how clean it is! Pay!

When the fucking fuck did we decide that cars, and big-ass semis, without drivers is a good idea? Or legal?

Many things are superior to the Kia in every way.

I drove a 1991 model for about 100 miles on the highway. I was shocked at how unstable it was.

So just hit an even number of potholes!

Giant kittens with mirrors.

Define “perfectly.”

He should maybe reflect on getting the help he needs with his mental illness. For real.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you thence progressively lean forward as it attains altitude?

Alright goddammit, that was funny.

I dry my hands in the microwave.

Well, then I would say that they are out of step with the rest of society.

I feel like if they knocked 15 hundred off the price it would sell in 3 minutes.

On a similar topic, if Kinja is trying to make this metasite suck, they’re doing a helluva good job.

There is no vow of chastity in feminism.

My God, that’s an ugly color.

Yeah, like where’s Splinter? Was it too upsetting?