Or that she is capable of remembering lines in a script.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

They’re a Native American tribe.

What you may not know is that a great many veterans see this site, and we’ve crushed a lot of shit with a lot of shit.

Guess what, gang.

So Aaron Rodgers at home, before the winter snow, is two throwgasms?

Given a helicopter’s real flight characteristics, this thing - albeit with longer blades - is one of the more prescient and realistic-looking designs of this genre.

Hey, leave Arizona out of this!

I realize this is unfair and absurd, but I don’t fully trust anyone who cannot parallel park.

What’s the deal...with Netflix?

One funny thing about Battlestar Galactica is that it includes the premise that Christianity flopped.

I like the cut of your jib.

I would also make sure a loaded pistol is within easy reach. I’m not kidding.

“Wonky?”

Wait until Kim Jong-un hears about this! 

Wow, Barf Bag is right!

That struck me as well. My wife and I work full-time, yet that amount of money would change our lives.