So, YMCA youth football league, 13 year-olds, and I’m watching my friend Alan play a scrimmage. He lined up offsides. Coach blows the whistle. Alan has to do a couple big-ass laps.

How in balls do you line up offsides?

“might not be of much use as a tackler after a blocked field goal”

Keeping brown people in cages. Using the law to give yourself permission.

Boy, this Bitcoin thing is really going great, isn’t it?

The #1 dream car of incels everywhere.

Loughlin and Giannulli really don’t know that there’re going to prison, do they?

I am curious as to how the above-mentioned polls are conducted.

We all know this “redirecting of funds” is both unconstitutional and illegal, right?

Even with inflation, it’s still objectively more expensive to attend a game, food or no food. I mean, if I drop $50 per ticket, I don’t expect crap seats. Especially for a game with 81 home games.

The Designated Hitter Rule is bullshit!

Well written!

When you’re weak, you try too hard. Which is why Trump does many things.

Biarritz was my favorite Cadillac model.

I think baseball fans are in a constant state of mourning for that One Good Player who just got traded.

This is a good article.

Some have told me I’m too “controversial” to have an athleisure line, that conservatives should just stick to politics and Trump cheerleading. My response? Watch me.

You are probably correct. Or the Garden of Eden story is an allegory, to highlight obedience to God’s Word, the loss of innocence, and avoiding temptation.

Not to mention there aren’t any white people in the Bible.