Just to restate the obvious: Either you love Trump, and show it, or you are his enemy. That is Trump-brain.

Still bad.

Three wheels = bad.

                              Alístenlo y quiten a los otros de mi vista!

Wet Thud is the name of my new E.D. medicine.

Noice!

The Houston Humidity.

So true!!!!

Alright.

Zero sympathy from me. People lose their jobs whenever a cruel process is shut down.

Is somebody on a Rhine River cruise?

I learned to drive in a powder blue, ‘78 VW Rabbit, in St. Paul, Minnesotoa, swear to God.

Don’t drive stoned, guys. It’s bad for everybody.

It is a wonder MLS still exists.

How about Who Gives a Fuck about Ben Shapiro whatever?

Calm dads are just calm dads who haven’t stepped on a Lego in bare feet yet.

The first time I heard Equinox my brain melted.

Hey, you like what you like.

Man, I needed that today.