That’s my primary concern, too. I don’t know about other people. 

Hell, I remember the “Grits Blitz.”

I never did get the whole Soul Cycle, Equinox, mean girl, cooler than thou vibe. Look at me, I’m in a room full of bicycles going nowhere, with a Leader!

Dear Hair-Splitting Creeps,

God, all those teams that changed their logo because they thought it would make them more badass - AZ Cardinals, Dolphins, etc.- it’s such a flaccid, corporate, plastic move. I can’t stand that shit.

I am overjoyed!

What about the smallpox epidemic in Boston between 1901-1903 that killed 300 people?

Depends on how fast he can rack up the INT’s and incomplete passes.

Maybe he’ll get that darn scholarship if he can make

Lauren,

Truly.

Damn, Drew.

There is only one candidate that can fuck this whole thing up, and guarantee another four years of Trump. That candidate’s name is Marianne Williamson.

Oh m’god, that was the shittiest, most over-cooked, piece of nothing I’ve ever seen. 

There’s a Reason Thanos Never Fought This Character in Avengers: Endgame

What about Genghis Khan and the great Mongol invasions? They killed literally 11% of the world. Genghis Khan was open minded, and tolerant of all religions in his vast empire, and proclaimed religious and social tolerance toward all. I guess we’re not going to talk about him here at Splinter for those reasons.

I wonder if, in Super Bowl 32, the Broncos hadn’t won by one TD, 7 points. If Green Bay’s starting cornerback (Craig Newsome) and starting running back (Edgar Bennett) hadn’t been out with injuries that day.

Are your starting CB and RB worth 7 points? Obviously, yes. So Green Bay wins the game instead, and Elway…

ATTN: Auto Industry.

I think there’s a shitload she can’t see.