I’m gonna go with Old Country Buffet.

There’s more plastic on that truck’s than a Las Vegas chorus line.

Yes. Because you don’t hire some schnook to pay bribes if you know something is on the up and up.

Yup. That’s it. The only reason I was able to go to college was by serving in the Army and getting the G.I. Bill.

Good, concise article.

That’s like being the President of ass garbage.

As I’m sure it was mentioned, “there’s a sucker born every minute.”

None of the 66 thousand people mentioned should receive a refund for having paid to watch the Livestream of Jake Paul and Tana Mongau’s wedding.

I agree. To hell with those people.

Some people’s brains are wired better than others. That is a scientific fact.

It didn’t happen to them. They did it.

Had your puppy died, the online vitriol would have been 100 times worse.

Well, that was a wake up call, wasn’t it?

Right? And when I put a big stuffed animal in my car and shoot it with a shotgun, I’m a “criminal.”

or alcoholism

My favorite among that ilk is the “prosperity gospel.” Mainly because a) so many people believe it; and, b) it’s on every Sunday morning for your and my entertainment.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but that’s been going on for a very long time.

Genau richtig.

No, an opinion on whether or not she is a good comedian is not the bigger point.

But if I leave it, I’ll have to go back to whatever shithole country....