Hey, cool deal, Paul! I can't wait to run out and not buy it.

I do not blame his shitty personality on autism. In fact I believe he is, to a degree, being exploited; He is in a very common behavior-reward dynamic. I apologize for causing upset due to my ineloquence.

Wow, we're just all about the outfits, aren't we?

I'll bet when they sat him down he was shittin' bricks!

I've noticed that a great many people with comfortable incomes are fiscally conservative. I wonder why.

Frankly, they appear as little more than immature, spoiled brats.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you:

Consider Jesse Watters.

I almost feel sorry for Shapiro; he is autistic, obviously. He does not listen. He blurts things out in an unemotional stream. He is not comfortable in real verbal exchanges, the flexibility is simply too much for him. Unfortunately, he has never, and perhaps can never, think and reason logically.

You are thinking of Katherine Harris.

Roit by the fahkin’ Dahnkin’ Donuts.

Soccer is the ultimate “flow game.” So stats are mostly bullshit.

Considering the real value that Serena Williams brings to the tournament, and that Williams is certainly not serial racquet thrower, this is a stupid, short-sighted decision.

Oh, my God, have you seen what other people wear on airplanes?

One of the Republican Fascists’ games is “Switch it to Clinton.”

He can make new friends.

“...a vast trove...” Better start talking, Jeff.

I think Cleveland should change its name back to Spiders.

What I want to know is *oh, God, I can hardly control myself* was Epstein’s buddy Donald Trump involved, and is Epstein going to give him up, and goddamnit I want this so badly, Baby Jesus!

She wants to be in the next Legos movie.