I can’t believe they did that with the TV on.

I like the cut of your jib.

I would pay that minus a thousand.

Hi, Phoenix here. I’m out.

Totally agree. Further, I can hardly imagine how much has gone into repairs for this thing. The only thing with that many miles for 4 g’s had better be an airplane.

Dear Young’uns,

Yeah, great, Linda. What has DNA ever proven?

Intimidating. To these people?

Fortunately for Tesla, the Big Three have been dragging their gray haired balls behind their feet, with a McConnell-like determination, to delay the adoption of alt-fuel/electric vehicles.

Thanks, Don.

How exactly? By that I mean how is that a “testament” to Lorne Michaels?

I had him pegged at an A1 turd when he fired Nora Dunn for refusing to work when Andrew “Dice” Clay was going to be the host.

My favorite part (I just threw up in my mouth a little.) was at 2:15.04, when it slowly dawns on Gohmert that he a) just put his foot in his mouth, b) has been called out on his gaslighting bullshit, and c) has been defeated by a woman.

This a a key part of the Giant Pivot, starting in the early 1980's, to move America away from becoming an ownership society to a renter society. “Renter” in every negative connotation of the term.

To think, well into my 20's, the maximum interest rate any institution could charge was 19.9% annually.

Boots cost money.

It’s what a great many of us have been stating for almost two years now: The cruelty is built-in.

How’s the electrical system?

Our softball team did that last year; but, we were all drunk, and a tornado was coming.

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