As an aside, swirl this around: He was the NFL’s 200th overall draft pick!

I bet you are.

I think it’s the other way around!

Really? No shit?

I sure hope nobody goes to Home Depot in Mexico and buys a ladder which can extend to 48 feet.

The kung-fu master of that was Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. 

“This doesn’t feel like America.” (0:34)

Two weeks? I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.

Really makes me wonder how many flings can be traced back to Facebook.

What is this “internet” of which you speak?

He has the best words.

While to most her childish, verbal swerving is about as dynamic as a frozen dog turd, her target audience - Trump enthusiasts - find it brilliant.

I remember being a little thing in the 70's, at a motel or something, and you could buy a paper bathing suit from a vending machine.

In northern Wisconsin - I am sure everyone is just dying to know - “Pontiac” means, “Poor old Norwegian Thinks it’s a Cadillac.”. Which is really funny is you’re from northern Wisconsin.

There is also a funny saying, which rhymes in German,

All this after yet another batshit crazy speech, chock full of lies, from the Rose Garden.

I agree; she represents everything they hate.

My latest fave is how the Republican Bullshit Machine is now in Michelle Bachman-Turner overdrive disseminating a doctored video of Nancy Pelosi speaking. It is a 7-second video slowed down to last 11 seconds, so that Pelosi sounds like she’s slurring her speech.