Hand jobs and tax returns. That’s where we’re at now.

We all understand the difference between spying and legal investigation, right?

I had it before. I must agree, it sucked.

Hi, gang.

All cults have four things in common: taking your money, sexual exploitation, often of minors, isolating members from the greater world, and messaging that their way is the only/superior way.

How’s about we take Mademoiselle Jessy Taylor down to the local U.S. Army recruiting office and her signed up?

I suppose you’re right. I surmised it from the original story:

Hell, I don’t know. The team started in Philadelphia in 1946, then moved to San Francisco in 1962 and renamed the San Francisco Warriors, then to Oakland in 1972.

I think Colonel Cray-Cray Sanders makes some good points. To crazy people.

I never could get over how “Vic’s personal hell” looks a great deal like my workplace.

Don’t you just hate people who live in abject poverty and have no home? God, don’t you just hate ‘em?

Snowflake cops.

Is this really an Onion article?

Campus Libertarians, if you really think about it, are the most hypocritical people on earth.

I was so sad I ate two hamburgers and an entire chicken.

My first guess would be Singapore. No shit.

David Soul Food. It’s coming. I can feel it.

USC accepts over 3,400 new students each year. I don’t get it.