Not to stray, but it amazes me what is legal in some states and not legal in others.

...and by “sucked up” do you mean ..... “assimilated?”

I believe that’s objectively true.

My great grandmother came to America from Denmark in 1906. She was 17 years old and alone. She didn’t speak one word of English. Entry was almost wide open; just checked for visually obvious illnesses and lungs checked for TB. Now, I and the rest of my family live.

They’re not going to revoke shit.

If that remote control fellow does not receive a knighthood in the next - I want to say 72 hours - I will become very upset.

...and don’t want to pay taxes.

“...true strength.”

Dazit.

FOX NEWS ALERT: A woman went out on a date with a man.

In other news, my dog just learned to beat off.

Trump doesn’t think his slaves need teeth or eyes.

How about proof?

While using the military as paladins for his horror movie.

Trump will claim some nonsense “emergency” on border security to either steal, or re-direct (steal) monies from other budget items. All this to save face with his sycophants and hangers-on. In other words, he’s going to violate the Constitution again, while Congress clutches its pearls and tsk-tsks.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure a tire iron cannot murder 50 people from a hotel window in a few minutes.

FOX NEWS ALERT: You’re right.

Most people, if selected completely at random, cannot hit a refrigerator at 30 paces with a handgun.

Your mom, your girlfriend, and the big guy waiting for you in the parking lot whom you owe 500 Euros, because you sure ain’t makin’ shit playing ball.

... or gay bar.