No, that’s a bad idea.

Exactly! Also, Ms. Black-Lives-Don’t-Matter 2019 overlooks the fact that most people don’t make very much money; thus, “saved up” is completely irrelevant.

“Steal a little and they throw you in jail.

Why not name D.C.’s team after its most powerful elements?

Guaranteed that fake meme is cruising through Facebook right now at 186 thousand miles per second. From your stupid-ass brother in-law.

You know, there’s always the walk away and mind your own damn bizness defense.

... and that the cosplayers give them a hard-on, and they can’t do much about it except beat off.

Dear hm,

You make a good point about good players being held back in the minors for less money. Even though he could play baseball for years, he’ll move up quickly to the majors only if the organization thinks he can start.

You can’t play zone against the Pats. But I took the Pats simply because I really thought the Chargers offense got exposed. They beat the Ravens on field goals last week. I just thought there’s no way they’ll keep up with the Pats.

Jesus as Santa Claus?

Yes, I agree. A republic is a group effort.

Because we don’t want to own that usually the abuser is a black man. In other words, it makes us feel bad about ourselves.

What the hell’s wrong with that?

After Smith’s endless rant about how there was “no way” the cowboys were going to beat the Seahawks, one might expect him to cool it.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Yeah, we definitely don’t need any more trauma surgeons. Especially ones who are American citizens.

There’s only one answer: Boycott. Everywhere. It’s all they understand.